According to the funny email, there is a specially-formulated diet designed to help menopausal women cope with the stress that builds during the day so that by the time the kids and hubby arrive home, they may be pleasant and more agreeable.
1 slice wholemeal toast
1 cup skimmed milk
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
The rest of the biscuits from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
Something cool that was pointed out is that 'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts' -- I'd like an extra slice of cheesecake please!
By the way, you might like Momerisms - Momisms ! Menopausal women can use a little mom humor.